I'm not a fan of the film Breakfast at Tiffany's.
First watched by me on New Year's Day a few years ago, I found its
conclusion ultimately dissatisfying with no probative value, and its
overplaying of what was at its opening a very good song
was frustrating. Admittedly, the scene where the kids are all sitting
round talking about something, and the camera circles the group, and
there's lots of emotions, and it's all ad-libbing by the actors, that bit is impressive.
Ultimately though, the whole thing felt inconsequential and there was
too much of unlikeable characters doing unlikeable things, and so
when the film closed to Simple Minds (again...) and Emilio Estevez with his fist raised pointlessly in the air, a meaningless
gesture from a paper champion, I felt as though 2000 and whatever had
gotten off to the worst possible start.
When I
was younger, I often got Breakfast at Tiffany's and
The Breakfast Club
mixed up. I do the same thing with The Princess Bride
and The Princess Diaries. Fortunately, Brighton does not have a cafe
called The Breakfast Club, and so there was little risk of me going
to the wrong venue for my rendezvous with Gareth Strachan.
Gareth
is a friend that I have met through past and present housemates Tim
and Zia, who all worked together in Ottakars bookshop in Guildford
many moons ago. Back then Gareth also organised a couple of film
festivals in the town, at which, before we'd even met, he introduced
me to some great cinema which I would recommend to anyone; The
Seventh Seal, The
Seven Samurai, Shaolin
Soccer and Riding
Giants. I doubt he ever chose to
screen The Breakfast Club
at one of these events.
These days, Gareth
is more concerned with creating film that curating it. He has
recently applied for a place on a prestigious screenwriting MA course and all fingers are crossed that
he is successful in his application. He has previously written plays that have been performed, and
well-received I might add, and this creative experience would ensure
that he would be superb in this field.
It would be quite
an involved course though. Doing a MA is generally an all-consuming
venture. I previously did my Creative and Critical MA part-time
whilst continuing to work full-time, and so I was able to offer a wee
bit of advice to him about this side of things. Generally speaking
though, Gareth is driven and would like this to be an inroad towards a career. As much as he enjoys teaching and his
greeting card line is beginning to take off, he feels his real
talents lie in the creative writing. All fingers are indeed crossed.
Gareth is also not the best at
time-keeping, and so I had a decent amount of time in Breakfast at
Tiffany's with which to take in its ambience. I took in all of its
ambience. We both agree that Brighton is a very easy place in which
to simply exist and have a nice time and that's exactly what I did,
enjoying Heart FM, the wooden furniture arranged so spaciously and the multiple pictures of Audrey Hepburn adorning the
walls. Couldn't see Emilio Estevez anywhere though.
And so, the breakfast:
Veggie Set
Egg, veg. Sausage, tomato (fresh,
tinned or grilled), beans, mushrooms, and 2 hash browns, bubble &
squeak, and 2 toast or hash brown
I had eaten at Breakfast at Tiffany's a
few times previously, but those jaunts had been a long time ago. The
one thing that had stuck with me the most from those visits was that
the cafe was one of a select few that offered bubble and squeak as
part of its vegetarian breakfast, and it was with gusto that I
launched myself into it when it arrived. It is a mystery to me why
more places don't serve it; it adds a different dimension, both in
taste and texture, and is a quintessentially British breakfast item. Here again it did not
disappoint, bringing a soft and rosemaric presence to the
dish.
Its potatoey cousin, the hash brown,
came in at the other end of the texture scale, incredibly and
satisfying crispy, whilst retaining a tuberous
taste which was sufficiently different to the greenery-laden B&S.
The other carbohydrate provider, the toast, was both buttered and
plentiful. Now, the menu does say that I had a choice as to whether I
had a mound of toast or a further hash brown. Unfortunately, when
ordering, I was not presented with either of the choices indicated by
the menu. I would have probably opted for toast in any case, but it
would have been good to have been able to vocalise this preference.
Note the application of finger to 'thinking cleft' |
Prompting was also required by the egg.
It was solid from the outset, but with careful probing it suddenly
yielded a warm blanket of yolk, rather in the manner in which you
might gingerly explore a skin lesion before
accidentally bursting it. Other moisture was provided inevitably by
the baked beans, whose caramel richness prompted me to think of much
more aesthetically pleasing imagery entirely.
The other downside, aside from the lack
of choice on ordering, came in the form of the flesh options. Both
the mushrooms and the sausages suffered from the same blandness as
The Breakast Club. The
mushrooms, seemingly fried in oil, and the sausage, of the glamorgan
genus, were lacking in character like the majority of John Hughes' cast.
At the final credits began to roll over
mine and Gareth's breakfast, I felt satisfied with what I had eaten.
The meal was large, varied and interesting. Although it didn't blow me
away, lacking the ever-present glamour of Ms. Hepburn, it
was warm, pleasant and satisfying. Perhaps the pictures of Audrey in
the cafe are misleading, and in fact the venue is named after the mid
90s chart hit by Deep Blue Something. The
breakfast here was much more reminiscent of enjoyable chart-bothering
pop rock-by-numbers than being a dish that could make you divinely and utterly happy.
Function: bubble and squeak raised the
homely factor 4/5
Adherence to Canon: Yes
Value: felt decent 4/5
Taste: on the whole, satisfactory 3/5
Taste: on the whole, satisfactory 3/5
Presentation: solid positioning 3/5
Venue: lots of space, but order options
not given 3/5
Overall: the quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there: 3.5/5
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